Welcome to my St Patrick's Day evening! Avoid all the dodgy Irish pubs and treat yourself to some Guinness and Tullamore Dew. If you really want to go for the Irish experience, then you can always permanently alter your body, like this handsome fellow has done here, here and here.
If you need some St Patrick's Day music, avoid the cliched House of Pain megamix and grab yourself some Shamrock sounds.
There should be more tracks like this one - dedicated to getting DJs drunk. It can get lonely when you're up there DJing, thirsty as hell! (Except for the weeks at XO when everyone claims VIP status to get in the DJ booth, but they rarely bring the DJ a drink - do that and there's more chance you won't get kicked out.) This track from an artist named ProHoeZak is simply called Get the DJ Drunk and I think every Sydney DJ should start playing this s--t ASAP.
The less said about the Lakers-Celtics game today, the better. Let's talk politics! FUN FACT: When I was in primary school, I wanted to be Prime Minister, and all I'd write about for my creative writing assignments were stories about how I'd be PM one day. And if I was Prime Minister, I know one thing that I wouldn't do - classify four drinks in a day as "binge drinking". How nuts is that? I usually have a litre of beer at the Bavarian Bier Cafe (I recommend the baby octopus salad) every Saturday night before heading out to XO, which means I'm almost a binge drinker before my night has begun. I thought having a nerd as PM might be cool, but all it has exposed is the dude has never been out drinking before in his life. Might explain why he couldn't remember what happened the night he went to a strip club, the guy is a two pot screamer.
Here's a song for Kevin Rudd and the rest of the lames in Canberra.
Not shown: Baileys Irish Cream
There should be more tracks like this one - dedicated to getting DJs drunk. It can get lonely when you're up there DJing, thirsty as hell! (Except for the weeks at XO when everyone claims VIP status to get in the DJ booth, but they rarely bring the DJ a drink - do that and there's more chance you won't get kicked out.) This track from an artist named ProHoeZak is simply called Get the DJ Drunk and I think every Sydney DJ should start playing this s--t ASAP.
The less said about the Lakers-Celtics game today, the better. Let's talk politics! FUN FACT: When I was in primary school, I wanted to be Prime Minister, and all I'd write about for my creative writing assignments were stories about how I'd be PM one day. And if I was Prime Minister, I know one thing that I wouldn't do - classify four drinks in a day as "binge drinking". How nuts is that? I usually have a litre of beer at the Bavarian Bier Cafe (I recommend the baby octopus salad) every Saturday night before heading out to XO, which means I'm almost a binge drinker before my night has begun. I thought having a nerd as PM might be cool, but all it has exposed is the dude has never been out drinking before in his life. Might explain why he couldn't remember what happened the night he went to a strip club, the guy is a two pot screamer.
