Welcome to my St Patrick's Day evening! Avoid all the dodgy Irish pubs and treat yourself to some Guinness and Tullamore Dew. If you really want to go for the Irish experience, then you can always permanently alter your body, like this handsome fellow has done here, here and here.
If you need some St Patrick's Day music, avoid the cliched House of Pain megamix and grab yourself some Shamrock sounds.
SHAMROCK FEAT. B.O.B. - DOING IT